And Michael Jordan as Steve Buscemi.

You know, it just occurred to me, and I hate to be that guy but I'm gonna, but the word "is" still applies… perhaps even more so now.

…and then a step to the right?

Well, in the three respective iterations, you have Vincent Price, Charlton Heston, and Will Smith, so it would stand to reason… star ego?

Nah, he was a poet who didn't even realize it.

How could he resist?

No, he was intructions for reading symbols on a map.

The Geneva Digestionz

On a related note, what was more bitchin' than jumping off this building in the Spider Man 2 game?

Alas, we are all not welcome to Urf.

For me, personally, I don't understand why everybody in the audience didn't just up and fucking leave the second Nic Cage [spoiler] died. What's the point of even being at a movie with no Nic Cage?

"That's why Roger Fidactor was killed. He found Captain [polio revival]."

For lack of a cork-screw dick, you have to spin it around.

That's not Jim Carrey. Jim Carrey's face is pink, that guy's face is green.

They made a Kick-Ass 2?

Ugh. Hetero sapiens only please.

My girlfriend got me into it a few months ago and… it varies pretty greatly from episode to episode, in both quality and style. There's some gems in there anyone can enjoy though.

There's that one on New Earth where the cat people grow sick people to cure diseases and the sick people get out… I think it's the first Tennant episode, Christmas Special aside.

Hurtin' hearts need some healin'.
Take my hand with your glove of glove.

That's another thing Walt Disney and I have in common!