At least he seemed genuinely ashamed about it

This was an excellent episode, by far the best of this season. Seeing Jared seethe with righteous anger was glorious.

Also, a world where Adam Scott hosts the tonight show is a world I want to live in.

Compulsively masturbating after being humiliated seems like a classic Jonah move.

Only an B+? I haven't loved this season overall but I think this might be one of the funniest episodes of the entire series.

Drama with white hair and a mustache would actually look way more like Sully than Tom Hanks.

All I could think the whole time is that Tom Hanks is too fat for this role, and that's only because I always found the real captain sully to be weirdly thin.

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He didn't say that he wasn't racist, what he said was: "you're selling yourself short, you're a racist AND a profiteer"

"Why did you have two buckets??"
"I got a deal?"

Goddamnit Channing Tatum is wonderful.

I kept thinking that Teddy was gonna fix the couch up for himself and then end up giving it to the Belchers when they returned home sad and couchless. I still kinda wish it went that way.

This was just, I mean, like, shit. I'm just bummed and I don't have any words.

Well you say that now, but what if a random redheaded woman firmly told you not to do that?

I'm bummed they left out Jolly Green Jizzface.