No thank you. I think we've all agreed that Idris Elba is the finest choice.

Can you please ask your friends whether Jim Rash's touch cures you of CancerAids?

Can you please ask your friends whether Jim Rash's touch cures you of CancerAids?

I thought that was just a fake out - like, oh no, Peter and Etta are about to get busted.

I thought that was just a fake out - like, oh no, Peter and Etta are about to get busted.

3(?)) Why aren't there any lady observers?

3(?)) Why aren't there any lady observers?

Does anybody remember that little Oberservor-like kid in the first season (the one who really liked M&Ms and Olivia).

Does anybody remember that little Oberservor-like kid in the first season (the one who really liked M&Ms and Olivia).

Where did Alien Jesus come from, and why oh why won't he go away. #BusyLookingForAnIntergalacticCrucifix

You probably pronounce 'bagel' - 'baggel'.

Adorable everyone!

Best news ever.

I thought we would be up to 50,000 by now.

I hope they introduce a sassy Latina character before the end of Season 3.

If they had put a goatee on an Observer - that would have been the timeline where, instead of cars, everyone would ride unicorns that pooped out candy and rainbows.

I have a theory, Agent Broyles on the AV Club comment board is Abed from a different timeline.

One day I will read all these comments like a real book - and then I will write the world's greatest book report.

I am so angry about this comment that I need to go fondle my sweaters.

Comedy!