Whilst Oprah reigned in Chicago we didn't need hollow sitcom laughter and/or faux tears. We had the real thing.

Clearly you're out of your fucking element Donnie. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a AV Club comment section….

Carlos Mencia, Dane Cook, Carrot Top, Gallagher… women may not be funny, but when men suck*, they truly blow**.

Damn Charlie Kaufman, some of us have work in the morning.

Oh no, because of your thumb ring, I've got Schmidt all over my face.

She's Jess, and she's Adorkable.

I think that's what your Father said to your Mother, the night you were conceived.

What some people call "civilisation", others might call a "circle jerk".

Thank you Lynn, I'll pass this on to all my friends.

Well BNL did go triple platinum, and they have two billboard awards.