There's a red brick mode in Lego Star Wars TFA called "The Funk Awakens" that plays a funk version of the Star Wars theme and has every single character do dance animations when idle.

I mean, I guess it's nice that all sorts of terrible people are leaving the political scene, right? As opposed to the US, where Ted Cruz shuts down the government and then sticks around plotting and scheming for the next three presidential elections.

I haven't! It looks neat though and is currently $5 so I think I'll buy it sight unseen and report back. I'll need a new game because unless I decide to start doing masochistic challenges like no-pause or wade into the poorly-spellchecked world of the Captain's Edition mod there's no more overarching goals for me in…

I guess nobody wanted to wait until Monday because I just took a walk and could literally see three different backyard fireworks displays from any given point along a two-mile route. It seemed like there was at least one on every block.

And it's a shame, because the Three-Legged Race that closed the night was one of the best segments he's done in a while.

So, turns out the Hillary/Star of David graphic was lifted directly from /pol/, almost certainly by one of Trump's interns. The man himself may not be directly antisemitic in this case, but he sure has no problem with hiring people who are!

You couldn't find anything better to do than keep watching for another two hours?

The US is waaaay more integrated and way more federal than the EU. It will never happen as an isolated incident - the legal machinery just isn't in place. There is no Article 50 to trigger. Texas could only leave as part of a complete dissolution of the Union.

Of the summer's remaining films I'm only really excited about Kubo and the Two Strings, with cautious anticipation for Star Trek Beyond and Suicide Squad. I'm the demo Hollywood is supposed to be pandering to during the summer and I'm only going to end up seeing five movies, max!

Piper was just shamelessly cute. In my theater people said "aww" when it showed the momma sandpiper, and then they had to "AWW" even louder when it revealed the baby sandpiper, and then they died when the baby sandpiper got a tiny crab friend.

Sir Patrick Stewart's Cowboy Classics

SHIELD Cyber Agent Elijah Mundo

Eden Sher.

Except for The Simpsons! (Currently at 596 per Wikipedia)

The pledge was a deliriously idiotic idea in the first place for this very reason. It makes perfect sense that the most bone-stupid thing the RNC did during the primary season (and they did a lot of stupid things!) is the one that gives Trump the closest thing he's ever had to a legitimate grievance.

But did he write the immortal lyrics to "Sing Whenever I Sing"?

Why would we pick The Winter Soldier when the first Captain America is demonstrably more patriotic?

It’s Robot-Fightin’ Time

Witch Doctor bringin' the pain on Battlebots.

But dogs can't purr!