I don't know—she said she'd been watching a lot of Tommy Dreamer matches, and Dreamer would get the hell beat out of him and lose constantly, so . . .yeah, mission accomplished?

Well, given the show extolled the value of compassion and understanding and that's plainly not the world we live in, I suppose it's fallen on deaf ears.

They said you . . .killed Yuenglings!

Sure, just cut them up like regular chickens.

"Don't fire nuclear missiles; I'm dead now."

The Son of Satan would sue, and honestly, I wouldn't blame him.

"Contact Doctor Jemima!"

"The secret government Eggo project."

"I'm a murder-clown back from the dead! With birds! HEY, WHA' HOPPEN?!"

I think they're going to name it "Samaritan."

Yeah, no.

GALLIFREY'S ALIVE?!

Shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.

SUICIDE BY COP
I knew there was an upside to the whole "militarise the police" thing.

They already put a stop to that.

And got over his phobia about telephones.

"We're the only ones who even REMEMBER Logan's Run!"

T2 is the American equivalent of Hard Boiled, in that it is the action movie pushed to the ultimate degree.

SEE THE DANCING FREAK! PAY FIVE BUCKS!

. . .but does anyone have one of the free Blood Circus vomit bags?