avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7--disqus
Yuri Petrovitch
avclub-04d524031f29c89d78cae864bd6f0de7--disqus

A Thanksgiving tradition worth celebrating.

I do sorta with the Stranger Things 8-episode order would become the standard. 10, maybe, but there's always a little sag about 2/3rds of the way through with these 13 episode shows. I didn't feel it as acutely with this show as the others, but when it's sagging, you can feel it.

"We call it the 'Ex-Whopper.'"

"Devil's Advocate," not so much.

I was so hopeful at that fake title for Captain America 3.

Oh shit this is my headcanon now

Binged this whole thing in two days.

". . .bulletproof."

"SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! See Vibratronica set fire to the stands and burn a hole of effigy through the wall!"

HOOKS FOR FEET!

"I was reading my COLONIAL book!"

"NOW WHAT ABOUT THESE BEANS?!"

They aren't children. They're packets of cream cheese.

You've figured out the score, I've heard it all before.

Here's some of my favourites:

THOUSAND BLADES!

"What DO you here?"

That DAMN Zombie Dragon. I hated that fucker.

Also, you could attack people with paper airplanes and cream pies.

"I'LL MAKE YOU MY MASTERPIECE!"