And he had no time for patience or grace he'd be all like "FIRE THAT RED IN THERE!"

"Mother! You're alive!"
"TOO BAD YOU MUST DIE!"

From the genius that brought you Boof and the Bruise Crew!

Oh man, remember when "Seasons" were gonna be the new thing?

Most, but he'd managed to pour more grumpiness on it in the ensuing half-decade between demo and release.

THE A.V. CLUB
any policy that includes fucking.

Somewhere between The Final Cut and the Pros and Cons of Hitchhiking, if I had to guess.

Charlie Brooker: for those moments when you find Roger Waters far too warm and cheery

I feel like you're saying "Boy's hole."

. . .and snowballing.

I wish he and John Cena would fight a War of Jorts

Ctrl-F "Dhalsim"

"TOO LATE, RUTH!"

mawp

Black Hole is merciless. Fuckin' Gottleib tables are fun and ambitious but they are goddamn drain magnets

Man, Black Knight 2000 was awesome as hell.

Take off, eh.

Destroying that castle feels like such an achievement

That Joss Whedon called it: "The movie of our generation" was all the excuse I needed to want to dick-punch Joss Whedon into the moon.

Because sometimes men turn 45 badly.