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Yuri Petrovitch
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My mom learned how to get flying commandoes on the internet.

He was the perfect choice for the first Captain America movie.

And a monkey.

Uneasy flies the head that wore the crown.

Just like Prince Lone Star!

And then he got high and punched out a camel.

Followed soon after by the phrase "a breath of fresh ass," because this movie somehow delights in making even fanservice surreal and strange.

They should never have asked for the safe sex.

BOLTON BOLTON BOLTOOOOONN

"By the way, Mister Bolton, you left your wallet on the kitchen floor."

"Is this true?!"

Also "spam Phoenix Downs."

Or the Ewoks and Threepio

Well, a surgeon who's basically Bond is Black Jack, who's like a Golgo 13 who saves people.

"Detective. . .thrill me."

AMC Gremlin or gtfo

I like to think it was a resolution arrived at only after a lot of soul-searching.

Call me Deacon Blue Ranger

Be fair, now—Rita and Zedd's Jewish wedding was socially progressive for it's time.

So basically, horror was just in the air even before the towers fell.