"A Wild Bill Hickock cosplayer?"

When the Monk returns and is all like "u mad, bro," you people are gonna burn this place to the fucking ground.

Peri's death is my favourite companion exist, because it's so ruthless.

"I could never jump as well as Rose."

As Opus said, "Eye boogers: The great social equalizer."

Still, no one wants to face the mystery with a knot on their noggin.

Well, ever since that mistake with James Boswell.

I always thought it was basically supposed to be analogous to chi—that anyone could use it with discipline, insight, and training, in much the same way if you train in a martial art you're taught to harness your inner energies to great effect.

King Solovar in season 3.

Brave and the Bold gets a big sentimental vote from me because of the Enemy Ace cameo

I would be down with the Doctor against the Gentry

"We're all . . .we're all . . .earning 20,000 from . . . from home. AND WE CAN'T STOP. AND SO WILL YOU!"

Not Vervoid level, but not far from.

BizarreTV is the jam.

It was like a channel into this weird cool world of stuff that you woulda never come across living on your own.

*Takes out Grandma with slapjack*

"Commander USA—Legion of Decency, Retired!"

No. Stay. Finish your sandwich.

"Dude, hook us up with some gravy."

Ain't nothing like Speed Force Tricep Meat