Star Wars XXX: The Fuck's A-wankin'

I haven't backed a project this enthusiastically since Earth vs. Soup!

In other news: Sea Monkeys are not primates.

Made more horrible by the fact that afterward, you can plainly see he got her good at least once.

That's why the looms.

I like it because it's just so damn BRUTAL.

Then it becomes one again in a more hideous sense when they decide to give Grandpa a turn.

Though I give them full marks for trying to do one of the darkest companion exits ever in "Mindwarp" in their first attempt to write Peri out.

"LOOK WHAT YOUR BROTHER DID TO THE DOOR!"

Also, the fact that the score is just terrifying noise. The movie really feels like it's poking you in the atavistic portions of your brain with a sharp stick all the time.

It feels very real in a visceral way that you feel when horrible things happen in real life—all of these events are happening around you and nowhere is safe and everything seems to have gone insane around you and you don't know why.

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No one seemed to be up to much except fucking.

Basil Disco.

"Get ready to match the genocide!"

Pepperidge Farm remember.

Also: Peri's boobs.

Especially when hanging off a cliff for no raisin

One Night In Bangkok and the world's your oyster!
TUSK!

"I'm just trying to keep track of the visions in my mind."

She clearly thought he was JOHHHHHHNNNN CEEEENAAA