Cactus Jack wrapped himself in barbed wire and wrote a strongly-worded complaint in his own blood

I felt like he did a great job of making the most of an isolated location and an obviously very small budget.

This is her version of Dario Cueto's face eating basement cage-monster.

Until they get the computers back up, the fantasy football league is out, so they have to entertain themselves as best they can.

"Brother, life's a bitch and she's back in heat!"

I recently re-discovered Prince of Darkness and man, it's pretty amazing.

I just liked the fact that the cops had a net gun.

The Salmon Ladder: the one bit of equipment that never glitches.

I remember they used it in all the promos as well. Just an awesome bit.

It helps he's not a white dude wearing a wood stove.

Tokamak was a deep fuckin' cut.

"Why don't you tell them about MEEEEEE"

Theeerrrre is, unbeknownst to most people, an underworld—just as real, but NOT as brightly lit . . .

YOU CAN DO IT
YOU CAN DO THE PAC-MAN

"Look at him . . .lying there asleep. They think he's a God . . .but he's just as mortal as we. With these hands . . .these dirty, dirty hands. . ."

That scene where the kid sends his "sister" into the cartoon in Twilight Zone: The Movie is some weapons-grade fucked up shit.

The Black Hole

"Get away from me! I wanna watch Hell in a Cell!"

The Owens/Ryback match was worth it for the Owens promo after:
https://youtu.be/kY-y7bmMLmo

. . .if he's not that already, which is where I am with him. WWEDDP has a better success rate than him in major feuds at this point.