Black Sabbath would love for you to believe that is the case.

Changes One is a Best Of. You're such a poser.

I'll be working at both Hangout and Bonnaroo. Looks like it's gonna be a Tom Petty kind of summer.

It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good, we had turkey and pistols carved out of wood…

I thought the same thing. That's some surreal shit right there.

If we're talking ORIGINAL, then no, style parodies can't count, which disqualifies "Dare To Be Stupid" (but not "Don't Download This Song", right? right?). I gotta go with "Nature Trail To Hell".

I used to work at Savage Pizza in Atlanta back in the mid 90s, and one night these guys came in the restaurant for a couple slices to go. The dish guy recognized them immediately; no one else did because they definitely didn't look like a couple kids anymore. Sleeved out in tattoos and shit. I went out into the…

STANDING OVATION

STANDING OVATION

STANDING OVATION

STANDING OVATION

NO

You're playing fast and lose with those apostrophes tonight, Buzz. Restraint, man.

You're playing fast and lose with those apostrophes tonight, Buzz. Restraint, man.

Had a chance to catch him in concert a few years ago while I was living in Athens and couldn't make the scene, daddy-o. I bet that shit was applesauce.

Had a chance to catch him in concert a few years ago while I was living in Athens and couldn't make the scene, daddy-o. I bet that shit was applesauce.

I have a son by another woman from before I met my wife (I guess that should go unsaid). So I know the child support tango. I'm drinking away the ouch-y but last night was definitely the worst of it. I drank like a longshoreman and stress vomited half the night away. Thanks, though, Warren. I appreciate your advice.

I have a son by another woman from before I met my wife (I guess that should go unsaid). So I know the child support tango. I'm drinking away the ouch-y but last night was definitely the worst of it. I drank like a longshoreman and stress vomited half the night away. Thanks, though, Warren. I appreciate your advice.

I split up with my wife this week, so I'll just be sleepwalking through the holiday I suppose. Mmmmmmmm turkey. Probably gonna taste a bit like cardboard to me.

I split up with my wife this week, so I'll just be sleepwalking through the holiday I suppose. Mmmmmmmm turkey. Probably gonna taste a bit like cardboard to me.