I scrapped my plans to see The Vandals at The Highlander tomorrow night in order to procure some local medicine for a friend with stage IV colon cancer. Wish me luck.

I scrapped my plans to see The Vandals at The Highlander tomorrow night in order to procure some local medicine for a friend with stage IV colon cancer. Wish me luck.

I have hated that fucking muppet since the day Crash took over the character, but I gotta say, I have felt bad for that dude. Glad this seems to be resolving itself in a way that does not involve his career being over and his reputation irreparably shot to hell. And fuck that little extortion artist with a fist…

I have hated that fucking muppet since the day Crash took over the character, but I gotta say, I have felt bad for that dude. Glad this seems to be resolving itself in a way that does not involve his career being over and his reputation irreparably shot to hell. And fuck that little extortion artist with a fist…

Nothing to say about Wreck-It Ralph? I loved that thing.

Nothing to say about Wreck-It Ralph? I loved that thing.

To be fair, I have it on good authority that he has mentioned in his podcast that he is a fan of Mellow Mushroom. We didn't know that at the time but I'm sure it helped.

To be fair, I have it on good authority that he has mentioned in his podcast that he is a fan of Mellow Mushroom. We didn't know that at the time but I'm sure it helped.

I watched the first Transformers movie on a redbox DVD, so I've always felt like my one dollar rental fee against their hundred and fifty million dollar budget made the whole thing go down a little easier. Spoon full of sugar and all. And it's nice that you can rent a disc from a box in one state and drop it off in…

I watched the first Transformers movie on a redbox DVD, so I've always felt like my one dollar rental fee against their hundred and fifty million dollar budget made the whole thing go down a little easier. Spoon full of sugar and all. And it's nice that you can rent a disc from a box in one state and drop it off in…

Admit it, you wish anybody would reach back for your jewels.

Admit it, you wish anybody would reach back for your jewels.

Well thank you very much. That is very kind of you to say.

Well thank you very much. That is very kind of you to say.

Yes. "Screaming fucking bloody mess", in that order.

Yes. "Screaming fucking bloody mess", in that order.

As I've mentioned here before, I work at a pizza restaurant in Peachtree City, GA, which is ground zero for The Walking Dead. The cast and crew is everywhere; my facebook feed lights up with sightings fairly often. When I went into work Thursday night, one of the servers showed me a twitter pic of Chris Hardwick at a…

As I've mentioned here before, I work at a pizza restaurant in Peachtree City, GA, which is ground zero for The Walking Dead. The cast and crew is everywhere; my facebook feed lights up with sightings fairly often. When I went into work Thursday night, one of the servers showed me a twitter pic of Chris Hardwick at a…

Speaking as a resident of Newnan, Georgia, I don't think anyone around here is clamoring for zombie rattlesnakes.

Speaking as a resident of Newnan, Georgia, I don't think anyone around here is clamoring for zombie rattlesnakes.