More like Maul Week, amirite?

IGNORE ME!

IGNORE ME!

Or if you live/work in Peachtree City (where he was arrested). He should have been driving a golf cart, PTC's preferred method of transportation. He could have flipped it into a ditch and woke up in the morning no worse for wear. I believe they call that a Power Nap 'round these parts.

Or if you live/work in Peachtree City (where he was arrested). He should have been driving a golf cart, PTC's preferred method of transportation. He could have flipped it into a ditch and woke up in the morning no worse for wear. I believe they call that a Power Nap 'round these parts.

I humbly submit "halosexual" in deference to Cathartic Bullets.

I humbly submit "halosexual" in deference to Cathartic Bullets.

I heard that "Gimme Back My Bullets" was sort of a protest song aimed at their record label, the "bullets" being a reference to the billboard charts and their little bullet icon next to a song or album to denote a spike in album sales, hence the term "number 3 with a bullet" (or whatnot). I don't know for sure but…

I heard that "Gimme Back My Bullets" was sort of a protest song aimed at their record label, the "bullets" being a reference to the billboard charts and their little bullet icon next to a song or album to denote a spike in album sales, hence the term "number 3 with a bullet" (or whatnot). I don't know for sure but…

You are correct, sir.

You are correct, sir.

The mall I used to go to when I was a kid got turned into something called Plaza Fiesta years ago. There's a humungous western wear store there. I saw Crocodile Dundee and Summer School at that mall.

The mall I used to go to when I was a kid got turned into something called Plaza Fiesta years ago. There's a humungous western wear store there. I saw Crocodile Dundee and Summer School at that mall.

"I wonder if he fell in a flat spin." -My friend Charles, on hearing the news.

"I wonder if he fell in a flat spin." -My friend Charles, on hearing the news.

I really wanted to like it but I was whacked out on painkillers and I still didn't think it was all that good.

I really wanted to like it but I was whacked out on painkillers and I still didn't think it was all that good.

You have no idea; I'm actually living in Newnan, Georgia right now, which is where most of the filming for Walking Dead is done. Someone from the production came in the Mellow Mushroom where I work yesterday and picked up a bunch of pies. The local paper has features all the time warning locals about traffic problems…

You have no idea; I'm actually living in Newnan, Georgia right now, which is where most of the filming for Walking Dead is done. Someone from the production came in the Mellow Mushroom where I work yesterday and picked up a bunch of pies. The local paper has features all the time warning locals about traffic problems…

WEIRD AL!