WEIRD AL!

I know there are a lot of fellow Atlantans here, so I'll mention this. Well I probably would have anyway but whatever.

I know there are a lot of fellow Atlantans here, so I'll mention this. Well I probably would have anyway but whatever.

All this Mellow Mushroom love… what can I say. I've worked for that company for 20 years and y'all have warmed my heart with all these good vibes. You jerks come see me at the Peachtree City store if you're around the area.

All this Mellow Mushroom love… what can I say. I've worked for that company for 20 years and y'all have warmed my heart with all these good vibes. You jerks come see me at the Peachtree City store if you're around the area.

There used to be a Simpsons trivia night at the Mellow Mushroom in midtown Atlanta (where I was working at the time). I took every Monday night off work so I could compete with my team, The Inanimate Carbon Rods. We won a few times, but the bartender (my coworker) made sure we had trays of tequila shots coming our way…

There used to be a Simpsons trivia night at the Mellow Mushroom in midtown Atlanta (where I was working at the time). I took every Monday night off work so I could compete with my team, The Inanimate Carbon Rods. We won a few times, but the bartender (my coworker) made sure we had trays of tequila shots coming our way…

Shane MacGowan would chew them up and.. well no, i guess he hasn't been able to do that since before he got his good looks ruined down on the auld main drag… but YEAH

Shane MacGowan would chew them up and.. well no, i guess he hasn't been able to do that since before he got his good looks ruined down on the auld main drag… but YEAH

A bit twee for this man's blood.

A bit twee for this man's blood.

I am really hating this gimmick account.

I am really hating this gimmick account.

When the best ya got is "prove to me that he still does not eat dogs" you have defeated yourself soundly in the arena of political debate.

When the best ya got is "prove to me that he still does not eat dogs" you have defeated yourself soundly in the arena of political debate.

BOO THIS MAN!

BOO THIS MAN!

That is a very impressive gimmick. I'll give that a like.

That is a very impressive gimmick. I'll give that a like.

You had to move from North Cackalacky (my birth state) to Hawaii. I'm heartbroken for you.