Those girls drive hummers and have never- and will never- experience a hard day's work in their lives.

She's gonna ride on a AEROPLANE!

For every new season of American Idol…
They take a Teddy Pendergrass.

ZMF makes me laugh pretty consistently, probably because I love Slayer and "ownage".

i hope his run was good.

Then you know nothing.

The Grimey episode was great. As for the latter, well, it wasn't a bad episode, but I can understand why some super-ultra-mega-gargantua nerds were up in arms about it at the time. NON-CANON!!!!

Kent Brockman
He's the real fuckin deal, man.

I'll throw "level" and "physical" in there as well since the sketch gave me, as it turns out, endstage canceraids. That's how it gets you. Straight to the point. Fucking Kristen Wiig.

See the thing is, it was a recycled sketch, and in the original one… oh fuck it.

I WILL fuck Rachel Dratch. it's on my bucket list.

Good lookin' out, BNB, but it's all good. Terry's just jealous that I got paid to see Bob Dylan in concert. And he's a mammoth douchebag.

so now i have a resolution
I could go on and on about the times i traveled across the country to festivals and whatnot see bands and artists I'd never otherwise never be able to see. Mainly because I tend to work booths in those places, so I can do it without losing (much) money. But that isn't keeping with the theme.

Did you pick up a hitchhiker named Bernie?

yeah, but you're just a fucking douchebag, terry, so i don't think anybody cares.

Now i really want to watch The Night Shift again.

Leno…
At his funniest…

I admit that I do not usually change the channel during Fallon's show. And there are a lot of good bits on said show. The Yacht Party theme week comes to mind…. The "Real Housewives" sketch, which went on and on and on, has to go, though.

shows what you know.

Quite simply…
As a fan of Conan, I just really hate the idea of him being treated like shit by the network.