Well It's Official
America is stupid, and just keeps getting stupider.

Artie Lange anything
is no Eddie Murphy Raw.

He just wants to make sure his character is wearing the right color hoody or else his career is ruined.

we have to have something to talk about after the rapture for fucks sake.

irreparably gay.

Tom Waits on Fernwood Tonight…

and burn and burn and burn and burn.

Same here. At the Fox Theater in Atlanta. Last time I checked, the whole show was still available for free download on NPR's All Songs Considered. My concert ticket is still on my fridge.

I was more pre-occupied by the abundance of Larries on The Simpsons & The Cleveland Show (the lamb and the leopard, respectively).

yeah, in a perfect world, pal.

no way. NBC's spent so much goddamn money on that crybaby, they'll have him hosting infomercials into his 70's when that terrible show of his finally gets yanked.

can't wait to see the youtube of dunham's hand up gallager's ass while gallager tells him to stop ruining his audience while dunham tries to drink a glass of water and talk at the same time.

LMAO @ wacky lib.

They're not your average ordinary people!

I guess I'll have to give up my place in the be-friends-with-a-moron line. Pity, really. I was going to buy him lunch at the doucheteria.

pocket videocamera, switchblade, fajita kit (complete with cast iron skillet), globe shaped simpsons jigsaw puzzle, two alton brown dvd sets, the most magnificently ugly shirt i've ever seen in real life.

I'm kinda surprised…
…no one's mentioned The Expendables.

each time i watch Willy Wonka i like it a little more.

"How seasonal" indeed.

Hey Czar, can i spot you a "d" as well? Since, you know, we're on the subject…