Ehem…Edge of Darkness, anyone? Beuler?

Sounds a bit like 'Gerry' goes east.
They might have called it Jerski.

Sounds a bit like 'Gerry' goes east.
They might have called it Jerski.

Oh dear me Evel. Don't get me started on 'dripping' and 'suet' and even 'cuss-turd'. They really had a knack for vile nomenclature in old Blighty. I'm surprised they didn't have a pudding called "Puss-filled bayonette wound".

Oh dear me Evel. Don't get me started on 'dripping' and 'suet' and even 'cuss-turd'. They really had a knack for vile nomenclature in old Blighty. I'm surprised they didn't have a pudding called "Puss-filled bayonette wound".

However annoying Regbo is in this movie, he can’t possibly be as bad as the Lou Taylor Pucci character in Thumbsucker. An obnoxious, hypersensitive, self-centred little brat who shits all over the multitude of characters who are desperately trying to help him with his teenaged angst. I think we were supposed to relate…

However annoying Regbo is in this movie, he can’t possibly be as bad as the Lou Taylor Pucci character in Thumbsucker. An obnoxious, hypersensitive, self-centred little brat who shits all over the multitude of characters who are desperately trying to help him with his teenaged angst. I think we were supposed to relate…

Y'know, if they got Kathryn Bigelow to direct, I'd almost watch it for the quality.
If they got Mel Gibson to direct I'd watch it just for the obvious tension on set.
Naw it's gotta be Pedro Almodovar. A true women's director.

Y'know, if they got Kathryn Bigelow to direct, I'd almost watch it for the quality.
If they got Mel Gibson to direct I'd watch it just for the obvious tension on set.
Naw it's gotta be Pedro Almodovar. A true women's director.

Indeed, a neck like a jockey's bollocks.

Indeed, a neck like a jockey's bollocks.

Wow.
The look in Toni Braxton’s eyes in that photo makes the Oogieloves look positively expressive.

Wow.
The look in Toni Braxton’s eyes in that photo makes the Oogieloves look positively expressive.

Good Lord, she could be Billy Drago's twin sister!

Good Lord, she could be Billy Drago's twin sister!

How about Zaroff in "The Hounds of Zaroff"?
Arranges a shipwreck on his island so he can hunt down the survivors as a game.
Sounds rather theme-parkish, don't you think?  

How about Zaroff in "The Hounds of Zaroff"?
Arranges a shipwreck on his island so he can hunt down the survivors as a game.
Sounds rather theme-parkish, don't you think?  

Nine months! Nine months I carried him in my darkened soul and this is how he treats me. Breaking his poor host's heart. And he calls himself a possessor. Oy

Nine months! Nine months I carried him in my darkened soul and this is how he treats me. Breaking his poor host's heart. And he calls himself a possessor. Oy

My demon was exorcised and banished from my tormented soul forever….
 
…now does he ever write? Does he ever call?