Naw, Kutcher wouldn’t pass his roles onto an obnoxious, loony pre-pensioner with a burned-out career
– he might marry one but he’d never pass a role onto one.  
 

Yeah, why doesn't he just go back to Australia where his type of behaviour wouldn't stand out at all.

I agree with Nooyawk and Boojum here – this article is way too generous with Superman III which was utterly awful and not nearly generous enough with the Musketeers and a Royal Flash both of which are wonderful and original romps.
 
Lots of love for Robin and Marian though – got that right.

When are we going to have the Mel Gibson - Nicholas Cage presidential debates - with extra points for mouth froth?

I agree that Greengrass is a magnificent director Furstenburg. But the shakycam technique needs to be applied with just enough moderation to give a realistic and hectic effect without losing details or giving the viewers a headache. I don’t think Greengrass achieved this in the Bourne chase sequences. He overdid it. I…

Yeh, he could still ask Camilla Parker-Bowles to do the sequel.
Then he could call it "The Bodyguarddog".

Yes indeed scootz, some animals drowned during filming the series
- but that is 'another' story.

Louis Malle's Lacombe Lucian had its fair share of animal brutality too.
I remember him casually swiping off a chicken's head with the side of his hand in one particular scene.

They should serve live octopus at Korean thanksgivings.
That way everyone gets a drumstick!

That should be ADD by the way.

I would have paid money to see the producers of this film pitch it to the studios.
It must have looked like a bunch of AAD snake-oil salesmen having a spastic fit in a Burbank office.

Yeah, I think the original idea was to use real tyrannosaurs Penguin, but one of the roles called for a man to be able to drink a load of pints in a working class pub, play a few games of darts and then go home and give his wife a black eye – very hard to do convincingly with such small arms, I don’t care how good an…

And beware the heavy-handed melodrama that lurks behind the deceptively un-scientific "The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-in-the-Moon Marigolds"

Well if unconsumed passion gives you the hump (so to speak), don't even go near "Once".

I think Mexican Spanish is softer, more musical and more formal than European Spanish. They also don't use the 'th' sound which is quite ugly and almost always use the formal 'usted' when addressing people.

No joke.
For my first date with a girlfriend many moons ago, I innocently went to a double feature of Braindead (Dead Alive) and Man Bites Dog. She was a good sport though and spent both movies laughing at my discomfort for having brought her along to such a choice and romantic viewing experience. A great lass, I…

I can really imagine this movie starring Elmer Fudd with his big hunting cap and shotgun.
"THUH GWEY"

Hell yeah Marky!
It's just like I totally don't understand why the US troops didn't bring exploding arrows with 'em to the Gulf. You'd think military'd a learned a few things from actors by now.

Well done Mike you've just made me realise that the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle also applies to documentaries. i.e. being watched changes behaviour.