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Dr J
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Warwick Davis. Just because….

Roses don't have thorns; they have pricks. ;-)

In light of Brexit, it'll be 100 year-old Dame Vera Lynn backed By Stormzy and Professor Green.

Kinky….

I like him, but he does seem to feel 'done' with the role. Sure, he's coming back and he'll be fine, but something about his performances in Skyfall and Spectre suggests that he's pretty (too?) settled in the part.

As I said in the other thread, Dan Stevens. If he wants it. The Guest is practically an audition tape for it.

Nah, Ben Whishaw's hair would be so much more fun. It'd be like something out of Fantasia.

Maybe closer to 10… but, yeah, I can see it. And he'd probably have a *BALL* with the part — he seems to be wonderfully enthusiastic about everything.

So many Billy Elliot's to choose from: Jamie Bell, Tom Holland (Spidey + Bond — that would be really freaky), Dean-Charles Champan (Tommen from Game of Thrones, who could finally jump out a window and live)….

Was never okay with him in the first place. After all, the smegma in his face was a huge warning sign.

"Mmmmm…. mmm-mmm."
— Danny Dyer reciting his lines after the director puts a ball-gag in his mouth. ;-)

The only problem with Elba is that casting him would cause controversy and, ironically, for a movie series about fantastic leaps of what can be done, they're astonishingly risk-averse. And while I think Elba would be great, I think The Powers That Be would be looking for someone younger who they can get more mileage

The nice thing (for Bond) in re Stevens is that you can see him doing the pivot between dapper and charming to icy and no-fucks-given in a second.

Uh, Cubby Broccoli's dead now… oh, I get it — actual broccoli… /LOL

He also gets to muss up Ben Whishaw's hair whenever he wants to.

Meanwhile, Dan Stevens starts getting into The Guest shape again very, very quietly… (Seriously, though, he'd be a great Bond.)

Indeed. He also confirmed that Rachel Weisz has a bit of a crush on Stephen. (And vice-versa, obviously: after all, she's Rachel Weisz for gawd's sake…)

Only by showing where his money actually comes from.

Meanwhile, Daniel Craig confirmed on Colbert that he's doing one last run as Bond.

And, just think, it hasn't even been seven months yet…