Just because you swallowed that load doesn't mean other people will.

Irony is, it seems that Tr*mp just opened the Ark of the GOP Covenant, with entirely predictable results.

He's actually a pretty funny guy. Like James Blunt, he's pretty quick-witted when he wants to be.

It may be time — or long past time — this generation took Facebook away from their parents, in the same way their parents used to take dogshit out of their mouths when they found it.

More likely, I think, that they're reaching the point (perhaps even fully reached today) where defending him does them more damage than they can abide. At some point, they will throw up their hands and say, this isn't worth it anymore and kick him to the kerb. Repubs were hoping to do that after they pushed through…

Some are reporting 'us'; some are dodgier. The CNBC transcript for example cuts to "indistinct" after the word "at." This could just be the difference between who could hear best in the room at the time. I bet there's going to be a lot of newsrooms checking their audio on this point.

I refuse to watch Tr*mp, so I was relying on a transcript, but to try to respond to your question I did some looking around and there's now some dispute about the "us" bit. It seems some reporters heard an "us," but others — like the CNBC transcript — rendered it as "came charging at-" [indistinct]. But it seems to…

They have to show how deeply concerned they are before they do fucking nothing at all.

How about Bösenazischeißekopfhass? I'm just making this up now with my grade 10 German from 30 years ago, but it's my (probably faulty) rendering of evil Nazi shithead hate.

And Republicans really blew their wad. They blew it like nobody's business.

He didn't even go two hours (when he talked about pardoning Arpaio).

From the transcript:

This has been caught by people reading the transcript. Let's just say that Der Drumpfenfuhrer seems to have made a Freudian slip of gargantuan proportions: "Okay, what about the alt-left that came charging at us."

At least an asshole ejects fecal waste from the body. Tr*mp both creates and inserts that waste as fast as he possibly can.

The problem is, the ones most likely to resign over this are also the ones most needed to babysit him. They're fucked either way.

Especially if you're in red states. If I were American, I'd be screaming at my reps right now. This is fucking insane.

Pence has to be seriously thinking about convening a meeting of the cabinet. If not, General Kelly has to be thinking of telling him to right now.

We'll save her for the episode with Ann Coulter.

We can tolerate it, especially if we pair him up with Ezra Levant and we get to watch them resist the urge to huddle together for warmth on TV. Call it Brokeback Arctic.

I think he makes a stronger case for him being dumped naked in the middle of Baffin Island to see which form of death nature chooses for him. The best part is, he'd get to watch his pecker freeze off before that happened.