I get the feeling you were going to say that no matter what I said. Too bad I went with an honest answer, rather than my gut reaction of "Fleetwood Mac," but hey, I got no real beef there.

I did have my doctor look at it, and he was equally impressed.

All the damn mugging they do in their pictures.

I have always wanted that portrait of Graham Chapman in the cowboy hat framed in my house somewhere.

I hope this leads to a ban on Chester Cheetah, the same way we chased Joe Camel out of town with pitchforks.

Did you just say "SPLUNGE?!"

How else am I going to be reminded on a frequent basis that Peter Parker is a photographer with deadlines, just like any other alter-ego?

Somebody has yet to show them what a real tuxedo looks like — way different from their Canadian ones.

That's pretty funny, I tell you what.

Caption Time!

I could see him as a decent Apocalypse.

He actually still owns a beeper for comedic purposes.

That would be my Hatesong, if and when that feature comes back after the hiatus known as Hateredesign.

I could see the TV Guide listing now:

- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama.

Robert: GAWD dad! Stop trying to get me to play Uncle John!

Ain't abuse if it feels so good.

Every time I see him, I think of Matthew McGrory.

Liked for "shiggles."

Great, great choice, @disqus_hde7I14XwM:disqus.