I'd watch that.

LETS BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN!

This got way too dark way too early.

Open it up.

Ma Freshenmeyer recommended taking the one outside my subway stop, cleaning it up and using it as a wet bar. The Onion wrapped up NYC publication some time ago, but that box is still there.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Not sitcom gold, but you can look at that case, or any case out of Florida in the past decade or so, and think of it as a state of constant existential absurdity.

Yo, Richard Branson, why you gotta downvote @avclub-241b2421faecd6ca0aaa67cb80e8a634:disqus like that?

A man with an unrepentant shoe fetish.

[Head explodes].

Has that been an AV Club Q&A yet? The first thing you hate watch?

I'm confident that most of the commenters here who were 12/13 when that show was on the air probably intimated the thought of beating one out before the camera cuts to Kelso in a smoking circle scene.

A real witch! That's who!

Honestly, why he chose Veronica over Betty, I will never understand.

I assume this was based mostly on every parent's fear of finding out that their kids drank all the Hennessey on the shelf.

Same. I saw one episode when I was a kid just as they were becoming all the rage, and I thought, "What is this baby crap?"

My geography teacher looked like Adam Yauch. I'd walk into class saying "4 and 3 and 2 and 1," and he'd pick it up from there.

I saw a version of Romeo and Juliet where both lead roles were played by women. This was at a Catholic school, where, apparently, every guy who wanted to be in the play said no to the burden of having to learn all those lines just to be Romeo.

The look on his face says, "Yeah I did it. And I'm going to get away with it. And there's not a fucking thing you can do about it."

Shiggity shiggity.