Chil-dren! Chil-dren!
Fu-ture! Fu-ture!

God bless this stupid country!

Yes, but I try to make it a little less smutty. Smutty is easy. I take the already-asburd Dilbert and put him to the most extreme of dire existential dread.

Boom!

No. You're thinking of Louie Anderson.

My apologies. I myself get in a good show every once in a while at Ha Ha's in South Bend.

The whole state can't fit into the Indianapolis Chuckle Hut, @avclub-759ba0c9f2099627f2b76dda79b8bd54:disqus.

Yeah. . . Good times. . . =D

GEE ELEANOR I THINK YOUR SWELLANOR.

"Twilight" was YA.

Let's see. . . What happened the last time the Jets played the Pats in the playoffs at Foxboro. . . Hmmmm. . .

I KNOW! Amendola has been collecting dust on my roster. Thank goodness I picked up Edelman after week 1.

I'm just in this for the gloves.

Awwww. fuck. Yes. Dennis Miller. Won't change it now. Just edit and give you your due diligence.

Danny Amendola. ALL. IN.

Not so fast, pal.

THANKS TO EVERYBODY NOT READING ANYMORE, that's why everything is vampire romances. Even now. Just when I thought this trend was dying, it's still around, and I'm still getting inquiries from new authors looking to capitalize on fucking "Twilight." It truly is the nightmare that just won't fucking end.

Same =(.

@avclub-72a8ab4748d4707fda159db0088d85de:disqus — I love this guy.

Ah, those halcyon days of 2004.