My friend! =D

You're welcome, son.

I literally cannot get past the image of Anne Hathaway turning around before wanting to punch my screen.

They can't all be Thriller, but damned if they're not going to try.

I kind of want to watch that, only because the setting could take the ultra-machismo out of the equation and could strive to be something different. Maybe if they were around 14 or 15 years old? Not completely through puberty? That could actually be funny!

At the Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs games, they have a variety of meats racing. A strip of bacon, a ham, and a pork sausage. The ham is often the one who "cheats" when he races.

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ @The Deputy Mayor of Simpleton.

Aaaaaaand by Adobe, makers of the new Photoshop. Adobe Photoshop: For the moments after the divorce.

There, there, @Senor Spielbergo. There, there.

THIS MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IS BROUGHT TO YOU SAFEWAY. Come on down to Brockton for the grand opening of our new location, where we're celebrating with fresh corn on the cob for only a dollar per pound of corn.

Burton turned to Helena, scratching furiously at his head.

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You are the gift that keeps on giving.

The NY Sports Media is a curious beast, depending upon whose coverage and what format you follow. The local ESPN affiliate also airs Jets games, so a lot of their coverage tends to be Jets-centric, but a lot of their main hosts are admitted Giants fans. So when the Jets are losing, it's a lot of hem and haw about how…

Peyton? Eli?! ON THE SAME TEAM?!

Wow. My sympathies. That's depressing.

I got a Humpty Hump notification for this?!

"We need the wisdom of 'Herman's Head' now, more than ever."

Oh, come on! Even if the Giants go to 0-16, there's no way Tom Coughlin will be shown the door. That man is a proven leader, and fits into the Giants mold of no-nonsense coaches who know how to approach both sides of the game.

I have one uncle who prefers to be known as a gay man. The other uncle doesn't care. They both aren't put off by being called 'queer,' but they find that it becomes less appealing the older they get — they feel it connotes a kind of youthful quality to being a gay man.