"I'm not saying Ronald Reagan dyed his hair. I'm saying that if he did, it was only to show his strength to the communists."

ZOMG RAND WAS TOALTLY THE SECRT MESSAGE BEHIND NAMING THE ALBUM 'RAM1!!11!' #truth #omabacrae #beliebers

Eli Manning Vs. Open Hands.

I hope that makes that 'spring' sound. I'd laugh for days if I saw that.

I turn around for ONE second . . .

I await the fusion of the WWE and E! so that we can one day watch John Cena clothesline Kim Kardashian while Joel McHale says something hilarious to Jerry Lawler.

What the fuck is a clunge?

Everyone saw you. Everyone.

All of those "holy cow" and "holy crap" moments are truly the worst things about that fucking book.

That's not a "fun fact." I had zero fun in learning this.

If what?

The A.V. Club
It's Bill Finger all over again!

And then some! I'm impressed when even SpongeBob has to do a voice, and sure enough, it sounds like SpongeBob-doing-Squidward, or whatever. It's guys with skill like him that make me wish I did this for a living.

I did not. I've never heard the original Deltron either.

I like this theory best.

Kumar Pallana passes away, AV Club updates Disqus, and now this?!

@avclub-e7be8d8e2b9e28afea9bd38a675cd65b:disqus indeed!

Yes, I read this in a gleefully girlish voice that I'm sure @avclub-bca3531762af8a993c4f60c48fd5e33b:disqus doesn't actually have.

This ain't nothin' but a houndvote.

OH MY GOD @Gjetostbuster:disqus ! THIS IS WHY NOBODY INVITES YOU TO THEIR TI THREADS.