I'll ask.

When YouTube says Eminem, Lady Gaga, and Arcade Fire are going to perform, they really mean:

I LOVE that this ends with "im 14."

Is there any other Billy Joel?

ANOTHER Wedding Thread: The Wedding Party Edition

The usual suspect for me is the original (and 1998-reissue edition) of Nuggets. I have never been so happy with the amazing job they did of repackaging the original album, but to the extent that they went out and found even more obscuro 60's garage tracks made me so, so happy. Sure, a few of the hit songs they…

Well, they taste so good, I got to eat 'em.
And they taste so good, I got to need 'em.

Congratulations, @avclub-a74751295995aad6799bb16021522543:disqus !

Yes, thank you for clarifying, @avclub-75e43c12ef9f1cfdaeae92ca6fa90640:disqus . For a minute, I was greatly concerned that there'd be someone named Al Capwne working in the government, and my crazy uncle's fears would come true.

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YOLO'S GOTTA GET PAID, SON.

Wait, I thought a shutdown meant you weren't allowed to work at all? What do you mean by 'working doing nothing'

Elton John. MaFreshenmeyer will be Billy Joel.

Coney Island would be great if it stays in that nice early autumn/late summer temperature.

What the fuck is a CW?

There's not one "Treehouse of Horror" that's scary throughout, but there are certain vignettes I'd prefer to skip over — namely, "Terror at 5 1/2 Feet," still scars the shit out of me when the gremlin holds up Flander's decapitated head.

And you still did it wrong! It's Tone Toni Tony! Remember: Alphabetical order counts!

If I may play Devil's Advocate: In fairness, I think the target of the satire regarding "Phantom Menace" in that instance was directed at the movie itself, it's hyped fandom, and the backlash. On a personal level, I'm not going to let their preference to create a stand-in for the actual "Star Wars" series have that…

You're only wondering that because of the government shutdown. Believe me, if I had been a politician, it would have been spent doing math. But that's not my job.

Hi! Life-long "Simpsons" viewer here!

DEATH TO MAGGIE!