Who's the vaguely Danzaesque fellow named Bart? And no, I actually can't Google it as it turns out, so don't bother with your snark, thank you very much.

Better than a rapey song about shit.

So does he make jokes about pudding pops or not?!?!?!?!?!?!

Oh, that's right. Uh, I mean, that damned…Canadian…guy…

Why is there a video of Randy Newman?

I'm such a douchebag punk hipster I used to ride to see G.G. Allin on my fixie. Which was covered in poo.

Seth Rogen spells it "favourite"? That damned anglophile!