But can these samples also help me lose weight, sustain an erection, or work from home? Please tell me they can, preferably using all-caps and broken English.

'We could call ourselves, ehh, Cooper Sterling. And no one would ever know.'

Cue my Lloyd Bentsen impression!

It's surprising how winded Glen gets, considering all the energy he sucks out of every scene. You'd think he could store it up or something.