360 owners get exclusivity and the Red Ring of Death. Be still, my heart.

Why do I get this gnawing sensation that everyone who downloads this will begin to complain when they reach the level 30 cap?

I'll take short and to-the-point with a clear grasp on English, over long-winded and riddled with Kindergarten spelling errors, any day of the week.

Speaking of GTA, I interviewed a police officer the other day, and asked him off-camera what his favorite videogame was (as he'd brought up the subject in a previous discussion).

Robert Langdon's sidekick - "Those Illuminati dudes are following us, and they have Bibles and guns and a bomb!"

That place would be my hell.

Gonorrh-eum.

I saw Crank 2 worked its way into this thread, so I thought, "what the shit?"

'bout threw up in my mouth when Arnie squeaked out "I'm back!" after he crashed the helicopter at the end of 3. Just…awful.

If you actually think Bale was a worse Batman than Kilmer, I hope you catch a cancer and die.

It's sad…
Some parent group will inevitably stumble across this and think it's real.