In the book she does the vindictive revenge thing to a girl in middle school before she meets Desi. IIRC Desi is obsessive but not abusive. But that's the book.

I remember My Brother and Me as the show that my sister and I made fun of, because it was pretty lame (compared to Salute Your Shorts and its ilk — today I might call it "gentle", not "lame), but we still watched a lot, because it was on Nickelodeon. The only part of it I really remember involved repeated chantings of…

In all sincerity I laughed hardest at "You can have my office." "Masturbate gloomily" was a strong runner-up.

"Nonetheless, there’s something about BBC America’s Wild Things with Dominic Monaghan
that causes it to stand out in a crowded field, and you will likely be
unsurprised to learn that the unique element in question is, in fact,
none other than Mr. Monaghan himself." Jesus, cram some more unnecessary words in there, why…

It was okay. It reminded me way too much of the South Park where Cartman goes back in time to meet the Founding Fathers (which was of course a parody of lots of time travel movies and tv shows).

It was okay. It reminded me way too much of the South Park where Cartman goes back in time to meet the Founding Fathers (which was of course a parody of lots of time travel movies and tv shows).

I'm ecstatic that you'll be covering that particular Roseanne episode, which is the one where her father dies, because just recently (and I don't know why) I was thinking about how amazing that one is. There are at least five scenes that are absolutely classic. It's hilarious and honest and touching. Great choice.

I'm ecstatic that you'll be covering that particular Roseanne episode, which is the one where her father dies, because just recently (and I don't know why) I was thinking about how amazing that one is. There are at least five scenes that are absolutely classic. It's hilarious and honest and touching. Great choice.

…No they don't. Haley's clearly older.

Haha, Swarley.

I'm sure it was "before the next Tribal" because a) anytime up until the final Tribal council would be "before a Tribal" and b) if she handed it over at that time before she had to, then she would be the biggest moron on Earth.

Choosing Andretti for the board room would have made him look like a humongous asshole.

One of the main reasons I got sick of this show and stopped watching around season 4 was that Trump was clearly firing completely random people, so that they could advertise it as the "MOST SHOCKING FIRING EVER!" Several weeks in a row.

There was an American version of Cold Feet, maybe a decade ago. I assume it was cancelled VERY quickly; don't know if it was any good.

In describing Always Sunny to people who hadn't seen it, I've said, "You know how on Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry's always seen doing something that makes him look like the worst person on Earth, but usually there actually is a reasonable explanation for it? The people in Always Sunny are like that but without the…

Really? I'm finding lately I just want to punch her in the face every time she says something like "As the only one in the room with debate experience…" or talking about how amazing her egg-drop thing was. We get it, she's smart and does very well in school, they don't need to have her pipe up every week to deliver…

I'm still trying to recover from that thing she was wearing when she told Barney she was pregnant.

I just assumed Probst didn't bring that up because it would have been interesting, and as far as I can tell they have a policy against interesting questions at Survivor reunions. I always want to know about stuff that was unclear during the show, and the contestants' reactions to stuff they didn't know about until…

By the time Albert finished the first sentence of his "opening argument," I thought: "Nobody is going to vote for him." He sounded completely fake and smarmy.

Hey, I've been saying Albert was an idiot ever since he couldn't figure out the immunity idol clue so he immediately shared it with Coach and Sophie (and then rejoiced when Coach found it). It's beyond me why anyone else gave him credit after that. Well, okay, the glasses.