Yeah, my "Dick Poop" Google alert went crazy this morning.

Wow, considering some of the garbage that's here, I can't imagine how neither Jurassic Bark nor The Devils Hands Are Idle Playthings don't make this list. We'll just chalk it up to Futurama being eternally underrated.

I'll just never understand the hate for Armin Tanzarian. I remember watching that episode when it came out, and I thought it was bonkers in a great way.

I've seen the whole season already. Spoiler alert: Mary is still one of the worst human beings who ever existed.

The Americans is a good show that has its moments, but it hits the same beats repeatedly and I don't exactly understand why I'm supposed to like any character on this show.

Mike Tyson Mysteries.

Sonia might be the most self-indulgent writer on the Internet.

It's not "plain nonsense," it's just how you plead contributory negligence.

What's funny to me is that this is the only part of the story so far where someone in Wal-Mart's employ did exactly what they're supposed to do.

She left her estate to her daughter, Melissa, and her remains to Lindsay Lohan.

Joan Rivers died today at the age of 81. She is survived by her eyes, 49, her chin, 34, her nose, 31, her cheekbones, 18, and her lips, 14.

Thanks. Found it. Wow, Sonia does, surprisingly, have a bit of an issue here when it comes to white people. As it happens, I am a white male, and I also think white people tend to suck most of the time. Beyond standard, conscious racism, there is a general, cultural lack of perspective that is certainly worthy of…

Why would Kirk be at the space funeral for a TV show created by the guy who played Wesley Crusher, a person who never served under Kirk's command and lived more than 100 years after Kirk was born? Serious continuity error.

She has like five years of Tweets on there. Is there any way to narrow my search?

Wow, my initial post got removed! Robin Williams is like the one dead guy you can't make fun of. I will say that when I made that joke, I had NO IDEA people cared that much about Robin Williams. Never really did it for me, but I'll file this in the category of: Entire World feels that way, so I must be wrong.

You're low on my priority list.

Ugh, I have to say it was pretty weak of AVClub to delete the comment that spawned the controversy on The Garveys at Their Best comments section. First of all, people like me who came late to the page HAVE NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON. Modell could have at least summarized the content of the Tweets that were deleted from…

Stop describing yourself as "Great."

No.

Leaving us all to ponder "why." Why couldn't this have happened before he made Jack?