"It's not gonna be about food, is it?"
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"1, 2, 3, 4" and "“C U When U Get There" are both killer songs, so there.
That video was like O'Neal taking an extra run around the bases just to be a little shit.
Seriously. I'm happy I got to spend my late teens and twenties pretending I didn't have a copy of To the Extreme when I was 13. (Needless to say I don't care who knows that now that I'm old.)
Kids DO NOT use google. They ask. Why would they look something up when they can just ask?
I think I've run across that kid on every music-related video on youtube.
Is that you, Doug Stanhope? Is this me?
Who?
That was a damn good commercial.
Haven't we all been taking massive snarky shits all over Lil Wayne anyway?
With Beth Littleford, Brian Unger, A. Whitney Brown, and Lizz Winstead.
Oh, damn, good one! Forest for the trees
Yep, lending a penis - always a good in.
At this point most reasonably unbiased scholars don't even believe Moses existed.
I always loved his essays for the Magazine of Fantasy & Science Fiction. So hilariously smartass and fun.
Not just science, either. His books on history, the Bible, Shakespeare etc. were tops.
"I've also grown weary of reading about clouds in a book. Doesn't this piss you off? You're reading a nice story, and suddenly the writer has to stop and describe the clouds. Who cares? I'll bet you anything I can write a decent novel, with a good, entertaining story, and never once mention the clouds. Really! Every…
When it comes to long, detailed descriptions, the only ones I can deal with are food. Weapons, architecture, clothes, technology, vehicles, all that stuff can be condensed down to a sentence and I'd be fine with it, but I could read ten straight pages of description of a huge feast or something. A while back I…
One thing I've always noticed about books aimed at people who wouldn't identify as readers or bookworms - spy novels, military novels, self-help books, that kind of thing - is that they are BORING AS FUCK. Every time I try to read a spy novel, I end up having to put it down forever because I just can't take another…