This.

Fortunately, he's shown the value of helping others by the most beautiful mademoiselle in the land - Rob Lowe.

That and two bear claws.

The A.V. Club

You could have left. It would…be fine.

At least he had the right build for the role.

MAH GIZZLE! STOP THE DIZZLE MATIZZLE!

What an absolute load of crap. I am simply outraged.

I'd like to refute this, but I can't. ::sad trombone::

I'm so disappointed that the only clip from Splash featuring Louie that is available is his backward fall, and not his tandem dive with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Yes, that happened, and I saw it, and there doesn't appear to be any record of it on the interwebs. BUT IT WAS GLORIOUS.

Great, now I want one Russo brother to each pair up with a Wachowski sister to make two bat shit crazy movies.

I am saddened that I only have but one upvote to give this. On the other hand,

Coverage canceled due to the tourney; they show Jeopardy and Wheel starting at 6 central on CBS here in Mili-wah-kay.

Smell you later NerdInTheBasement! Smell you later for good!

TRUCK FUMP

First off, I was told there would be no math.

Mars Cheese Castle or GTFO.

Not true, he just devoted most of his time and energy to Seven Days in Hell.

A Snuggle of Schnauzers

This is truly the greatest loss of not having Conan on NBC anymore.