Chris Cornell acoustic cover of Led Zeppelin's "Thank You".

Graaaaass tastes bad!

You have three words left to use in your response.

Wait, you despised boobies or the bracelet?

It's times like this (basically every 4 years, actually) when I am reminded of the single most astute observation of political elections, as made by a member of PETA in the South Park episode, Douche and Turd:

Would love Aaron Paul as Eddie, but what about, and I'm just spit-ballin' here, what if they went Michael B. Jordan?

No, Eddie was naked fighting mafia goons.

Surprised there is no mention of The Offspring, since they did it on a couple of albums. Granted the hidden tracks may not have been worth waiting for, but still, those are the ones I always think of when someone mentions hidden tracks.

Fun fact about Brandy and the state of Wisconsin; Korbel ships over a third of the cases they produce directly to Wisconsin. In every other state, Korbel is at best the number two consumed brandy, while here in WI it owns the market share.

And get confidence, stupid!

As for you, sex fiend…

I hope to see Jeopardy: Throwing Shade on FX or HBO (for fully uncensored reasons) soon.

What I loved the most about that whole sequence was the utter disgust Jill seemed to have for Suzy for ringing in when she clearly knew nothing about the category, let alone the correct response.

Saw them at Summerfest in Milwaukee when Joe Daniels was drummer. I swear I have never seen a man try to punch a drum stick through the drums harder than he did that night (although Tommy Lee comes awfully close).

I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. And Pringles is a laid-back company — they said, "Fuck it. Cut 'em up."

"Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing!"

Same; saw this tour as it went through Madison, WI during my college days. And as much as Hedberg killed it, I was shocked at how hard I laughed at Atell (only knew him from Insomniac). But Mitch (All Together) will always hold a special place in my heart and mind.

I keep missing the introductions; where is he from?

I can't believe it, I'm surrounded by assholes. KEEP FIRING ASSHOLE!

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