Her appearance on this show was one of the reasons I couldn't stomach Kristen Wiig on SNL for awhile. I'm happy to say I eventually got over my bias (Bridesmaids helped), and while she isn't my favorite, I can at least now appreciate her work.

No longer is marriage only between a man and a woman, but now people can marry theme songs?!? Thanks Obama!

Damn it, you stole my line.

Because we ran out of wood?

Agent Still Recovering From A Flesh Wound

The travel times on this show make me think that "Tommy" or Hiro are just bouncing people around. Because otherwise it makes zero goddamn sense. Which I guess is consistent for the show.

Heroes Reborn

While she did manage to solve every puzzle, she hit a few bankrupts and missed a letter or two. She get solving puzzles with around $8000, one the prize puzzle for another $8000, and came out of the commercial break with something like $35,000. They got in three puzzles after that (she won $15,000 on those two thanks…

They are on metric time.

Did you say hi to Matt Damon? Or did he just pass by and leave you there?

Yikes, that's a loaded endorsement.

And the fucking book recording of his dead son saying "I love you Daddy. You are the best Daddy in the whole world."

THIS. THIS IS THE WORST. YOU LITERALLY CUT OFF SOMEONE TELLING YOU WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR FOR NO SANE REASON OTHER THAN TO PREVENT THE AUDIENCE FROM FINDING OUT.

What started as "Hey, the first season had some really good ideas, even if they failed miserably later on. Maybe this will work knowing it's a limited run with an end game" quickly became "Wow this is bad; well, I can always hate-watch it and rag on it" and has since devolved into "This is shitty, lazy writing that…

That thing looks like a concept from the Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark series…

So would you say that the first free taste they've given you of this show is enough for you to try it out more?

I prefer zombie juice

Garner's days were numbered even before Werner von Trust Fund showed up, given how much they talked about concern for going after the people May cared about.

Which only whetted my appetite for more; it created a ravenous hunger which can only be satiated by one thing: Herzog in Two Brothers.

Because having him read a transcribed episode of Rick & Morty may cause this site to explode in all the right ways.