I chased him for dickety-six miles before I got tired.

It took entirely too long to scroll down for the first Neil Gaiman mention. The man writes amazing stories, is able to convey those stories into astonishingly beautiful other forms of media (comics, radio, film), and works well with others.

Agreed with the dislike towards Under the Dome.

THE UGLY ONE!

Just like I thought it would be safe to read Savage Love, and then find out someone has shoved a severed snake head up their urethra?

I tried to post this yesterday, and it ties into the previous comments about Dad jokes as furthered by @disqus_DT8q1VdPN9:disqus, @laterite:disqus, and @bradvalachovic:disqus. Ahem.

Agreed with all the ReBoot sentiments. That show was what every kid dreamed of; actual "physical" participation in the video games we kept playing (and still do today! Hooray to never growing up!).

Steamer trunk of throbbing discomfort.

Yeah, but you gotta admit you are a piece of shit.

The bad pun had been roasted for 5 hours in a honey glaze, drizzled with candied shallots, and sliced extra thin. Alongside it were many bowls filled with aggravating quips which had stewed 19 days in their own sauces before being plucked and whittled into unsatisfying morsels. The final course was a double entendre…

Agreed 1000%. The thing that bugged me the most about the book was the absence of the redemption. Sure Andy gets out (after a shit ton of time served), but only in the movie does he really achieve the redemption of getting the warden.

It's true. After all, I deal with things like ballcocks, pipe nipples, and dimpled jackets every day.

So the one point I would like to bring up is that Ward wasn't "ordered" to kill Nash, but he was goaded into it by Triplett.

Mwa-ha, gloivin!

It's Over!

This is just as easily a sample of my iTunes on random. Except the Pumpkins song. Not because I didn't like them, just because I didn't have that one. Disarm forever!

You just don't get it.

Just wait for the Frozen/Fro-zone cross-collaboration to end the space-time continuum as we know it.

As someone who was born in Sheridan, WY (in the north, near the Bighorn Mountains), then grew up for a short time in Douglas, WY (middle of the eastern part of the state), can confirm this statement, as well as the statement made by @lieutenantcolonelmackballs:disqus. Thank god I got out of there at age 7 to move…

I disagree with some of your points, but the main one (Mother is dying/dead and Ted is hooking up with Robin) I believe is where the show is headed. Glad to see I'm not the only one with this crazy crack-pot theory.