This is obviously the only correct answer, and I am ashamed of the The AV Club, and all AV Clubbers, that I had to scroll down this far to get to it. Boo everyone. Boo.

Surely this going to be a failure of an enterprise.

Classic Poe…

Newly fallen tears of the oppressed?

This is kinda freaky, because I literally just finished reading this book for the first time last night after receiving it for Christmas. As a very limited run, probably enjoyable. Of course then it opens up the self-eating wormhole of creating an alternate reality to control, and commenting on that alternate reality…

Where your first DUI is actually your driver's license, and your first underage drinking ticket is proof to your parents that they suck for not going out with you to the bars.

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Wiiiiiis-coooonnnnnnnn-sinnnnnnnnn!

The super-duper odd thing is that the killer was played by David Krumholz, who a few years later stars as a high school student in Ten Things I Hate About You.

I still remember screaming at the TV when they did the reveal of Lucy also lying in a pool of her own blood. You already were on the edge of your seat because of Carter being stabbed, and then to do the POV shot of her, and the two of them kinda reaching for each other. Fuck. Haven't seen the episode in the almost…

Alright everyone, calm down and let's just let this thread smolder for a bit.

He's got the monkeys! Let's see the monkeys!

Thank you for bringing this up; after he finished reading the clue I immediately said "Lisa needs braces" and got an extremely confused look from the wife.

That's funny that you feel that way, as I firmly believe (and am backed up by many fellow fans) that Aikmen is always rooting against the Packers. During the wild card game, it felt to me like they were constantly praising the Niners and degrading Green Bay. I would be interested in hearing an opinion from the other…

Excellent write-up AV Club. Especially catering to the people (and staffers) who know nothing about football.

I got a scrollbar notification for this?!?

Agree 100%. I knew Terry Crews was a funny dude, but to me he has been phenomenal in this series. I don't know if it is just because they are sprinkling him in, but (as has been mentioned here before) his face is ridiculously malleable for the situation. Who cares if the show is formulaic if the jokes keep landing as…

::psst, Strong Mage of the Either…shouldn't it have been an Ender Flame? Last week Pom-Pom totally used that on some hot dogs. Unless they were actually caterpillars I was roasting. Oh man, I hope not.::

I knew a girl who claimed she was Ender's DAME.

Day Hawk?

I Knossos this thread is going to continue to play out like a ball of string.