Were you applying lotion during any of those discussions?

She bought up all the remaining stock and has closets full at home. But she'll only give them to the Norplant-worthy. The others get surgery, and if they want anesthetic, get a job!

This won't end well.

"People forget the the brain is the biggest erogenous zone."

Hurry up with my damn robot!

Suffocated on vomit, perhaps his own, perhaps not?

I thought there was no reason to celebrate a birthday past 25 when my car insurance rates dropped , then came the birthday when I could drop the "plus seven" part of that rule and it's still legal in all 50 states!

The petition seems to have disappeared. I was going to sign just to help it get past the threshold for an official response, like the brilliant Death Star one! A total lack of sarcasm is rare for me, but I am completely sincere when I say, that is precisely how I want my tax dollars to be spent.

I don't even see the comments. All I see is blond, brunette, redhead.

Every bed's a whoring bed on Whore Island.

It's streets ahead.

1. Hemispheres (my favorite for the music)
2. Presto (my favorite for the lyrics)
3. Counterparts (my first tour)
4. Grace Under Pressure (my favorite guitar solo - Kid Gloves)
5. Snakes and Arrows (soundtrack to the God Delusion)

Yeah, what is this now, Savage Love?

And he'd hire Kenny Loggins to play the wedding.

In USA, Magnited States of America!

Now if he'd said "Cinco de Ratings-o" he might have something there.

Now put the boots back on.

*faps*

Where is the STAMP button so I can report your comment to the picture page doer for your offensive reference to that thing?

I have a feeling that Ow! My Balls! will debut long before 2505.