Holding out hope that in the next AssCreed installment Ubisoft finally abandons its completely useless narrative framing device and just allows players to inhabit their amazing characters in gorgeous historical settings without some dumb meta commentary on an industry about which only its creators care to wax…

Eh, more millennial garbage pushed by the watered-down AV Club staff.

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