"ready for the arthouse" is not a compliment in and of itself

From now until I die I'm going to always ask women if they would like to get "an adult beverage" with me.

the ratings is a big big plus… i vote the networks keep count of how many illegal downloads the show gets and markets that to the advertisers, who then advertise through product placement. almost hard to believe i wasn't consulted on how to make this work.

i can confirm that, as of right this moment, this remains true. i'll keep confirming every day.

Am I the only one who thinks Douchetastic is probably Mexican Blade Runner?

Now that you mention it Adam Scott would be great on In Treatment. I'm going to check out Tell Me You Love Me based on what you said. I hope it's not "a trap!!!". like… because of Admiral Akbar? mmk.

The Vicious
He does give a great performance in the Vicious Kind. It's not a great movie… but there's a scene in a grocery store where he turns suddenly violent and goes apeshit on brittany snow annnnnd it's completely worth seeing just for that.

i call takesies-backsies!

to arms!
i will defend the creators of cannibal: the musical with my LIFE

I was going to say Spinal Tap too! It's every bit as funny as the actual movie, and I'm aware that I'm talking about Spinal Tap when I say that.

i thought zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance was a joke on party down. that makes that so much less funny.

i had the same experience as Jason a few years ago. "coating the bathroom walls" is the right expression. now i'm a vegetarian mostly because thinking about eating meat makes me queasy.

speaking of garden state
that movie was a huuuge turning point for me. i can't sit through it now, but when it came out i was a high schooler who claimed to like sports and action movies because i thought liking those made me acceptable and i didn't have any real interests anyway. the day after i saw garden state i…

Are You Afraid of the Dark
is soooooooooo much better.

I've never met anyone who didn't immediately ask me to tell the story again the moment after I first told them about it.

that's just one of about 100 ridiculously awesome things that make it extremely novel for an hour or so.. if the emulator that you can download is accurate. my favorite part: selecting one or two players on the start screen both give you… one player. because steven segal don't need no teammates.

Hot Tip!
if you ever get the chance to play the never-released SNES video game "Steven Segal is: THE FINAL OPTION", you absolutely, positively, indubitably should.

@ Lutz- Adomian did Huell Howser to warm up the crowd at SF Sketchfest a couple of months ago.. he sprayed his hair gray and dressed like him and it was completely awesome. And that is my 3rd grade book report of that story.

Tompkins as John C Reilly flying away with Bill Cosby!

beat you to it