Aimee Mann is a frequent guest on Comedy Death Ray… a program on which Paul F Tompkins frequently does a fairly awesome Ice-T impression. I'm hoping for something good to come of these facts.

wait wait wait
Rufus Wainwright is GAY???

if we could withstand sunlight and beautiful people then we'd be in LA already. step off.

YES! it's only like 7 and a half hours away av club! get up here!

just added a second show for san francisco. tickets are selling like hot cakes! hot cakes that you can use to get into conan's show!

somebody else talk about this with me!

as was elisha cuthbert. but, interestingly, never in the same episode. somebody talk about this with me!

He was in several episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? !
finally.. this avatar pays off. slightly.

There's an actor named Rob Lowe

netflix recommends "canceraids" for you

I… hate you

I am invincible!

I AM INVINCIBLE!

The only black guy at my prom was the DJ
And he kept playing country music all night. Racist.

long as we gots jon stewart errythin' else is redundant.

oh. oh i see. **and that was when i learned that tom brokaw is cooler than me.**

I wanted to hit Brokaw last night. what was all that about staying with the NBC "family"? Some family. I thought it was low class of him to insist Conan be loyal. Coco's face while he was talking looked pretty pissed.

shucks.
i knew it was gonna hurt if stella wasn't on this list. it hurt's bad.

none of you thought any of that

does he pan across any pictures of dry tortuga? i hope he pans across some pictures of dry tortuga!