I just felt like Joan from a few eps back: BURN IT TO THE GROUND!

Oh well now we can all feel so much better about blackface. It's flattery.

I'm thinking he's complaining about the lack of professionalism involved in such a request, rather than the money.

Every. time.
Oh, and also, maybe you should check if you have a load-bearing wall in your living room before you pin all your hopes on an "open-concept".

I have to admit, I love seeing these people's bougie dreams dashed.

And oh my gosh, every episode when Hilary can't fulfill some ridiculous demand on their stupid wishlist, you would think she told them she killed their dog on purpose. I hate hate hate this show so much and I watch it all the time.

House Hunters International: "It's so SMALL".

Jodie Sweeten hosted Pants Off Dance Off so there's that.

Lifetime already tried that when they did black Steel Magnolias.

I love Pete Campbell in moments like that. He said it with such conviction.

MST represent.
Actually, it's nearly 2am here, I'm just a hopeless insomniac and talking about Mad Men seems like a productive use of my late-night time.

I always thought it was a butt chin. But for a long time I thought XD was some sort of acronym I didn't understand.

I mean, I mention it every time the Monkees come up because it's FASCINATING and Mike Nesmith is the best.

My dad installed a child-lock type program on the computer when my brother was in high school. It blocked EVERYTHING potentially offensive. My brother is obsessed with jazz and every single jazz website he went to was blocked because of "racism". The "racism" the program was blocking was the word "black," so I mean…

It's always fun when Lifetime does a "_______ at 17" marathon. They've made a shocking number of those movies: Dead at 17, Missing at 17, Guilty at 17, Fugitive at 17, Betrayed at 17, Accused at 17. My favorite is Fugitive at 17 because the main character is a teenage hacker who showcases her extreme electronics…

how dare you

The Anakin/Padme romance scenes are when I checked out of that series. Phantom Menace came out when I was 12, so I still had childlike optimism about it. But I was a jaded teen by the time the second one happened and I just laughed at how terrible the dialogue was.

WHAT IS THAT

I think that was making the internet rounds awhile back. Creepy stuff.

I mean, I think they changed it to our national anthem after 9/11.