You guys all look so…homogeneous.

It's no "batmanmobile", but at least there's a logic behind "basketsball".

My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness! Oh!

Obviously, nothing good (at least movie-wise) has come out of the Star Wars camp since 1983. It would be nice if Disney could remember that. Also, if they would just scrap this whole venture - we don't need another JJ Abrams steaming retcon dump.

Nah, just an ax-wielding cannibal.

…and if like me you had already read everyone elses opinions about it, both positive and negative, you might just watch it, like some parts of it, and seriously dislike other parts of it.

"Contemptible" is probably too polite…

On one of his songs he pronounces it something like soof-ee-yahn, with the last two syllables combined. Similar to "Sufi", a practitioner of a certain branch of Islam.

Your assertion is incorrect and you hate fun. What are you, a Krampus?

As justification for the timing and location of the following realization, I'm poor and rarely buy non-food things.

I mean, I get how someone who grew up famous would want to go on about how celebrité is all just performance of a cultural script, but doesn't that just make you a solipsistic asshole?

Let me guess: He followed that up with an interminable set of monologues lifted wholesale from David Mamet plays…

Well, yeah. I mean, if he's omnipotent, why not?

The Hebrew prophet Isaiah said or wrote a number of things about a coming Messiah, and there is a particular passage (Isaiah 53) which predicts the coming Messiah to be ordinary-looking. It goes on to describe him as suffering to bring peace upon humanity. Consequently there are many Christian traditions that preach…

He's part of the horrifying R.P. nexus of the Republican Party. I doubt you'll get too many haters..

I tend to think that 95% of performance art is the result of mental illness or drug-addiction making the performer believe themself to be more clever than is justified.

Oh god, I just realized I'm not supposed to know what a Directioner is!

Well, it was a great idea if what he wanted to bring out was how wacky and disgusting his character was. Calling the lens choice into question is really a sly way of calling the character's existence into question.

It's always dangerous to ask the "too much" question. That gets you mired in all sorts of arguments in which you'd rather not participate. Consequently, I prefer to simply roll my eyes in an exaggerated manner and walk away.

I googled this, and I'm not sure I should have. You see, I now have a horrendous headache, the result of repeated facepalming.