So, basically, child stars are doomed to a mediocre adulthood. Except with a ton of money and too much attention.

Well, this is Pavement we're talking about. I mean, have you tried listening to them? I suspect anything exciting is to be shunned.

Damn! My snark indicator must be broken.

Which Kendrick, what's your perceived gender, and do you think it does?

To me it wasn't so much surprising as intriguing - while the gag was obvious as soon as Farnsworth showed up the second time, the fun of the scene was trying to guess who was the shapeshifter in each scene, and watching the show play around with the trope.

<nasally affectation=""> Well I use GNU/Linux because all of the corporations want to enslave us. Richard Stallman EFF FLOSS Micro$ucks Crapple</nasally>
*pushes glasses up nose*

Direct video links from the MTV/CC/Viacom CDN  for you Unamerican's out there:

@avclub-9c3508e704aa16945cf79b05af57848c:disqus Whatever that Thicke thing is, I'm not sure I like it (Flagged!, \n\n\nOF COCK, etc.). On the other hand, the following song shows up in my head every time I hear the phrase "loving machine", and I think the vocalist might be a Canadian:https://play.spotify.com/al…

He gives me the same weird vibe as the guy who runs Abercrombie & Fitch. I guess that makes sense: both are brands that once enjoyed a level of popularity among young people but haven't aged well.

In news that shouldn't surprise you, apparently "The War Between the States" is an acceptable response on Jeopardy!. Or, at least during Single Jeopardy. It seems that the "response must be in the form of a question" rule is only enforced in Double and Final Jeopardy.

While you make a witty retort, the words you chose are likely hurtful to a large group of people.

Yeah, but family camps where 90% of the attendees are boozy parents and their college-aged but also high-school-aged-for-the-sake-of-jokes-about-alcohol boozy kids?

…and are universally androgynous.

Where I grew up it just meant you were an evangelical or some other not-super-popular denomination.

I don't know…I'm from a pretty conservative part of America, and all I remember was that my liberal friends thought it was offensive to Kazakhs.

Yeah, remember that time when CTW said they wanted Obama to keep using Big Bird in his campaign?

I just don't see why their characters need to be assigned any more qualities than the creators gave them. If they're intended to demonstrate friendship between very different people, assigning an orientation or a race or an age may take away focus from the intent behind the characters.

Well, as it says in the Bible, God sends rain on the sinner and on the saint alike.

Please do explain yourself, because as someone whose entire childhood was built on evangelical Christianity, I cannot relate to this comment at all.

Thanks to television, I can't remember what happened eight minutes ago.
No, Really I can't. It's a serious problem.