Franco's Tonto will have TWO birds on his head.

"Because she wants to be alone in the truth with you."

Some were born in concentration camps, yes, but the majority of them were not born of parents who were both "prisoners". Usually the child was born of a Jewish mother who had sex with Nazi camp guard.

I agree. Roger's trip wasn't played for obvious laughs or built up drama it just…was.

I MASTURBATE EVERY TIME I SEE JULIA LOUIS-DREYFUS!

- Absolutely No One.

She wrote that song about Bob Dylan and how he always used to hit on her. The more you know!

How could this happen? Did Rich Ross get put in charge of this project or something?

I think you mean "adorkable".

Needs more Troy and Abed in the Morning.

I'm on page like 1000 now so there's no point in saying this, but I seemed to like the episode a lot more than the rest of you here. I thought McHale did a great job imitating how Abed would say things as Jeff and that Annie and Abed had some great scenes together. And @avclub-7aee1b75b527e215f31e20a5c4e7a768:disqus I…

I was creeping my (now, recently) ex-girlfriend's computer and found her desperately searching for the trailer of this movie.

Calm down. We still have Larry King.

I've been eating less donuts.

No.

"I have a feeling I would become an absolute hermit if I did."

Optimus Prime wearing a pink dress with Scott Baio and Big Bird while the Who's the Boss theme song played in the background.

I live alone and it is exactly like that. Tonight I ate half a sub, drank three beers, and ate a bowl of ice cream using a fork because all my spoons are dirty while catching up on Justified.

Sweet. I hope our hatred not only summons David S., but also spawns an even more rabid defender of David S.

I can't wait until that dude shows up who got angry at everyone in the last Maron article when "we" made fun of Maron chatting about himself. The thrills of modern technology, people!