"YOU'RE NOT MY MOM! GO HOME!"

Relax, bro.

You and I competed for firsties, both about Sarah Chalke, yet shared radically different opinions. In another life, you and I could have been brothers, orangeshoes.

What a tragedy this is the last time we'll see Sarah Chalke's character…until she plays her on whatever show she guest stars on next.

Stupid Hollywood. Clearly America wants more "Planet Waves".

Okay then.

In trying times such as these, I stop and ask "What would T-Dog do?"

Chill, bro. Are you Maron or what?

Try as he might, Yee Yee was unable to free us from failed firsties.

Don't try to be funny.

Hey, so are you, but Adam Cohen isn't trolling articles about YOUR Dad.

Six seasons and a movie!

NBC's new Thursday line-up is one the America's deserves, but not the one it needs right now.

Does anyone think that Hershel will still say "no" to the gang when he finds out Lori's pregnant? And then Shane will like…smother the old bastard with a pillow in his sleep and make it look like a heart-attack? I don't know.

What? No "Roseanne"? Come on!

I'm so glad that this is already on the third page, in hopes that nobody will ever, EVER, have to see the monster that you have created.

I forgot how amazing Abed and Britta are in scenes together. This made me miss the Season 1 days where Jeff/Britta/Abed pairings were more frequent. Troy and Abed are hilarious together, but there's something special about the way those three interact with one another.

Looks like we'll get to hear some Ten New Songs of Leonard Cohen in The Future. Leonard's Recent Songs have been pretty so I'll for sure be buying this record because, after all, I'm Your Man, Leonard.

The Favourite Game is incredible. It was his first novel and has more structure than Beautiful Losers does. I'd give it a shot.

Seriously? Do I even need to point this shit out anymore? "This is what gay is supposed to be like"? "Gay card"? My god. That this show claims to be "modern" is absolutely ridiculous. If offending my progressive views wasn't enough, they offended me as a TV viewer by essentially recycling the story from that episode…