godzilla vs. rape stove

rabin
write like this more fucking often. all discussion of jesus-y shit should be handled in this profanity laden manner.

hi i'm homestar
fluffy puff marshmallows

yes, there are indeed um, differences in the brothers from school to school.

maybe at your shitty school it is.

chi phi
as the only famous brother of the Chi Phi fraternity passes into the Chapter Eternal, i have to think that i'm in a fraternity that really needs some more famous people.

editing focus group
"How do you feel about Barack Obama becoming the de facto president of General Motors?"

i hear the "solo wand" scene is very tastefully done. and brooding.

hong kong phooey…FASTER THAN THE HUMAN EYE!

sick
third. also i have nothing to say about this article. sick.

"I'm a Fat Titty and My Tits Smell Like Ass and I Like to Ass My Own Titface" is already the name of [insert celebrity who is fat and also reviled]'s autobiography.

hey! me neither!!!

ONE TIME
ONE TIME MY GRANDFATHER WAS KINDA RACIST

i think the hater is so exaggerated in her hate that it's hard to believe anyone cares this much about anything

you mean dr. hubbard?

dude, outlets have even better shoes because they're the ones too weird to be bought by anyone else.

suddenly my awareness of bran grew to astronomical levels.

this
this is not only the best piece of writing on the subject of michael jackson, it is also one of the best stories i've ever read on avclub, and i've been here for a minute.

wow
all these jokes were really bad.

i must enter a title
"To be fair, who hasn't thought of shaking up their image with a Hitler mustache? "