whoever
whoever hawthorne is is right. starfucker is spectacular, though i have only spun the record a few times because i keep forgetting how much i like them.

wow, michael ian black is an amazing suggestion. he would really bring it back to the craig kilborn days of incredible narcissism that i, for one, really miss.

i love tim and eric, but i don't think you're going to find them on the tonight show (The Tim and Eric Tonight Show Great Job?), but it will definitely be someone who is a watered down version of them. I mean, what's our favorite part of conan, the bits like jay leno or the horny manatee? eventually the envelope will…

mbs, are you head of some sort of dana carvey biography committee or fanclub?

he's going to be 70 soon? did that blow anyone's mind?

i think
i'd like to live in the Flight of the Conchords universe. Songs are magical, and tragedies are light.

my life goal
i hope someday i get to work for a publication that allows me to write the sentence, "It will reportedly feature production by Kanye West and some other dudes."

are we having fun yet?
anyone else watch Party Down? It's the best show ever made - it's like arrested development plus the office only with more weed and boobs.

No, the Kool guy is "Blue" Lou Marini from the Blues Brothers Show Band.

here in ol' virginia we've got Lowell "The Hammer" Stanley who will RIP THE HIDES OFF THE INSURANCE COMPANY, and does this by standing in front of a green screen that either plays kung fu movies, bear attacks or car crashes. his catchphrase? "I may be mean and real S.O.B. BUT I'M YOUURR S.O.B!!!!!"

nice frisky dingo references

inner! inner city
inner city pressure!

i'm digging the david caruso guy. one of the few fake celeb posters i'm all about.

also, el gordo don't talk bad about kliph! i've talked to him after every (3) flips shows and in the message boards!

at war with the mystics was good, but i felt it didn't work as an album at all. but some of my favorite lips songs are on it, mainly Mr. Ambulance Driver. It's the only flaming lips song (other than Suddenly Everything Has Changed) that i can listen to on repeat and still dig it hard.

flaming lips are better even though i've never listened to arcade fire. i can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few bands in my time.

i've always considered hiring a live ska band and not telling the guests. i'd also lie to the ska band and say it's a bar mitzah or something. i think the mutual shock of both parties would be worth it. also ska bands are pretty cheap, and i'll be poor.

yeah you are

n*gga stole
n*gga stole my bike

what's creepier, when an actor refers to the character he plays as a real person, or refers to himself as the character?